Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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