i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She's like a pop up book from hell.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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