gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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