i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
