they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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