How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
How's work?
Spinning.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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