I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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