It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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