He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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