I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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