i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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