Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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