you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
not ubering you a puppy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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