question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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