If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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