is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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