Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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