In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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