Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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