if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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