I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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