People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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