The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Rumble strips road head = magical
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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