Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I came so hard my ears popped.
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