id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So here I am, sexting at work.
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