are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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