You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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