I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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