mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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