hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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