no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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