You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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