Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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