I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
dude. I can hear the air.
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