Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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