I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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