What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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