with your own penis?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
