idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This baby is an asshole
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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