You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
tell me about the eggs
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