she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
