i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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