alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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