I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
its liver damage thursday
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
