I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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