5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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