I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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