i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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