Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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