Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I need to calm my uterus...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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