anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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