He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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